# You can GET chocolate.
# "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
# Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
# You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
# You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
# You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
# If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
# Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
# The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
# You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
# You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
# You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
# With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
# Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
# You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
# Good chocolate is easy to find.
# You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
# You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
# When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
# With chocolate size doesn't matter.
