A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot.The assistant shows
her
a beautiful African Grey parrot

"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree,
and it's an absolute steal at only $20."

"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.

"Well", replies the assistant, it used to live in a brothel and as a
result its language is a touch fruity."

"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, I'm broad
minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".

So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his
new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman, "F==k me, a
new brothel and a new madam"

"I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" says the woman indignantly.

A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.

"A new brothel, a new madam, and now new prostitutes" says the parrot
when he sees the daughters.

"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up,we're not prostitutes" complained the
girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new
pet.

A short while later, the woman's husband comes home. Well f==k me, a new
brothel, a new madam, new whores, but the same old clients. How ya
doin', Steve?"

Steve just collapsed...........